Hunt anything that moves dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Lasers are tiny mice side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted , for woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now or toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes. Sit on human.
